so i come home last night and xander is just drunk enough to think peeing in an empty champagne bottle and throwing it out the window is a good idea
sadly he didn’t realize how full the bottle was getting and it overflowed onto the floor
and in the midst of cleaning everything up he forgot he had left the full bottle on the ledge
so the point of this gross story is that i came home from work and the bottle is still on the ledge
PETE WENTZ IS AT THE GAME THEY SHOWED HIM ON THE BIG SCREEN I COULDN’T GET MY DAMN PHONE OUT IN TIME OMG THO HYPERVENTILATING
my cover photo for fb is pretty awesome i’m super proud
Fact: Wolves form the tightest bonds in the animal kingdom. Nobody can break up a wolf pack.
i kinda have to keep reminding myself that we have this basketball game to go to
I was gonna bash your rat and take care of your rat problem.
so i got this book blind items from the second hand bookstore it’s about this guy who starts a relationship with a televison star and this is from the scene where they meet at a press party and i just
Alan laughed loudly, and people standing near us watched him do it. “Besides,” he continued, “I just wanted to come and talk to someone who looked normal and nice.”
"I’m Normal, she’s Nice," I offered. He seemed to be taken with me, but soon he was being drawn away by several corporate types.
"Nice meeting you, Normal," he said with a wink. "And uh, normal meeting you, Nice."
i’d fall in love with him too tbh